swedish taco

A word that sounds kinda sexual but it actually has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

"Guys does Swedish Taco sound like something sexual or is it just me"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"

by WaifuChan February 25, 2018

Swedish Fish

When you put a live fish into a girls vagina, then have sex with her until the fish bites your penis.

Linda and I had some Swedish Fish last night.

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat May 24, 2015

Swedish Stomp

There's nothing worse than a cold winter day in Oslo (unless you're making sweet love of course). Once you've got your six foot, two inch Swedish skunk on the floor taking your cock like there's no tomorrow, simply wait for her to get to orgasm before quickly pulling out, standing up, and stomping on her abdomen, thus spraying her Swedish juice all over the floor.

Last night Eskil performed a perfect Swedish Stomp on his girlfriend Ingrid, thus covering the family's Viking relics in Swedish juice.

by DBone317 May 08, 2010

swedish werewolf

A Swedish massage involving a werewolf costume and severe biting and scratching, usually ending in violent intercourse. Best if performed on a full moon.

"Hey baby, it's a full moon tonight. How 'bout that Swedish werewolf?"

"After that Swedish werewolf the other night, I ended up having to get nine stitches in three different places."

by furry22 January 04, 2009

Swedish Teddybear

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

by sleepinghobo February 02, 2011

Swedish Clubber

Hitting your partner across the face with your still erect cock after cumming

An overly aggressive swedish clubber can leave a nasty mushroom shaped bruise.

by Marvin Sloane May 02, 2005

swedish meatballs

When a male figure takes his ballsack and plunges it into the depths of the female's meat oven while the women is holding her vagina open in the spread eagle position. After entry the guy's balls become glazed over with the female's self-lubricating juices thus looking like swedish meatballs.

Swedish meatballs are meatballs that are covered in a whitish-clear sauce that is very tasty.

by Ryan Holmes June 22, 2006