Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
To stalk a person with the intention of being caught or being noticed either physically by following the person or online
by Genghis can't February 18, 2019
when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.
(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
by god Karen May 14, 2020
when you are constantly thinking about someone.. and whenever someone brings them up you think of all the things they have said/ done with you.. so not stalking in the creepy way just continuously thinking about someone
by Destiny547 February 08, 2019
by Vona April 30, 2020
When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.
Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!
Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!
Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 20, 2010