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Ad-stalking

The was Google follows your browsing habits and then displays ads based on the sites you have been to.
Guy A- dude why do you constantly have Banana Republic ads on all of the sites you go to?
Guy B- I Googled Banana Republic the other day and ever since then its been Ad-stalking me.
by For3v3rwinter804 March 27, 2015
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Facebook stalking

Facebook Stalking consists of monitoring Facebook activities of Facebook users.

Like regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the stalkee but, unlike regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking is not illegal as it's the stalkee self that spontaneously posts information online about him/herself.

As you might know, posting contents on Facebook (or anywhere else online) means publishing content.

Facebook stalking is generally accepted by the voyeuristic victims but sometimes they complain being *stalked*. This shows either ignorance in the use of these new media platforms (and in the law) or eagerness to accuse their neighbor of the very same evil they suffer from. In psychology this behavior is called projection.

In addition, being a Facebook user stalked for real or not, nobody can know it, due to strict Facebook rules which prevent users to know who visited their profile.
Guy A: You know dude, my ex is Facebook stalking me!
Guy B: And how do you know it?
Guy A: I don't: it's just my gut feeling...
Guy B: Get over it, dude!
by Narcissistic Notes Fb page November 25, 2017
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Glympse stalking

Checking on the GPS location of a person after they have enabled the Glympse tracking app on their smartphone.
I see that you stopped at the grocery store before coming home because I was Glympse stalking you.
by LPGreycat May 12, 2017
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Doc Stalk

That creepy feeling you get when you open a google doc file at work and realize that one of your teammates is also looking at it, but then you open another one and see that same teammate already there again. Repeat into infinity.
"I closed my computer and went on a coffee break when I realized I was doc stalking Katherine."
by liubiquitous July 29, 2019
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stalk box

the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing
yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box
by kevinadork December 29, 2011
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Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter
Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
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Stalking Farts

To leave an area to fart but it follows back to the area with the person
Well at least I walked out the car, it's not like I knew I had the Stalking Farts
by BAL612 August 28, 2015
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