An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.
John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.
by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014
Get the Stucking Phonedmug. by morting April 9, 2025
Get the penis stuckmug. Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!
by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022
Get the screwdriver stuck in lefty-looseymug. "I can't believe Jimmy made all those racist comments last night when he was drunk."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
"Yeah I guess you can say that now he's more helpless than a retard stuck in a net."
by null793 September 25, 2015
Get the Retard stuck in a netmug. Dude: Charlie, what's the matter you've been in the bathroom for over an hour!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!
Charlie: Dude! I ate a whole package of cheese!! I've got stuck butt!!
by meandering gentile July 27, 2011
Get the Stuck Buttmug. Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!
by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022
Get the screwdriver stuck in lefty-looseymug. Going to rob a bank
by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011
Get the Cabbage Stuck In Her Bracesmug.