Speed Jerking 

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

Speed Jerking by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

Speed Spood 

Trevor describing something extremely fast.

Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!

Speed Spood by nazi bitch May 8, 2020

speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

speed shitting by meme loop December 7, 2020

Speed Packing 

Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.

Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*

Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.

Speed Packing by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022

Speed mc Speed 

a title given when achieving the speed of 90 mph in a green van

hey bra matt is a total Speed mc Speed going 90mph in his green van

Speed mc Speed by Gnarly June 1, 2007

Speed and Shart 

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

Speed and Shart by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

speed of nir 

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light

the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!

speed of nir by Mr Nir February 20, 2013