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Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015
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Dusty Sober

When you constantly say you’re off the hooch but consistently get drunk.
Yea he’s hammered he’s just Dusty Sober.
by Krustyclown August 31, 2021
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Sober

I am sober because I can stand up without falling down

I am sober because I can make my own cheese wrap
by Plymuni23 October 5, 2023
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sober cringe

'sober cringe' is a literal idiom for avoiding cringe at all costs, that means that sb. with 'sober cringe' will intentionally block every single cringey item he/she sees at instant.
" Mark is sober cringe. He literally hates and avoids cringe at all costs. Mad respect. "
by Those Nuts November 16, 2023
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Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.
Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.
by EasyEsq December 3, 2022
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vegas sober

Similar to California sober, a person who is Vegas sober only uses cocaine, sometimes cannabis as well. They do not drink alcohol, hence “sober.”
I blacked out last weekend so I’m going Vegas sober next time we go out.
by S. Maryjane May 1, 2024
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Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.
"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"
by JaMcDP June 27, 2025
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