Don't shit in the hand that slaps you

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

by OverHung October 31, 2011

that shit slaps

Something that is good as hell. PERIODT.

Hey you been to Dairy Queen? Aw that shit slaps!

by Potrick12 January 7, 2020

slash

A bum on the street used the word. I've never heard the word used in this context, but it means booze, or shots of booze.

"Hey, got any money so I can buy some slash??" - Coonass
"Give me a hit of that slash!!"

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

slash

1. Excellent guitarist of the original Guns n' Roses.

2. An action of cutting or stabing.

1. Slash was great last night wasn't he?

2. He slashed that guys tired.

by 1337 g33k January 30, 2003

Slapster

A man or woman with an unquenchable fetish for slapping others on the buttocks

Trish can be a real slapster at parties.

by DrMeandudeMD October 6, 2006

Slash N' Smash

1) Term used to describe when someone is decapitated and another person penetrates the headless body via esophagus. This is similar to Skull Fucking and is sometimes used in conjunction with it.

*Note: This is not a violent sex act as the victim could already be decapitated nor is it an inside joke. This term has been used numerously and in many places.

1) "My friend Ryan and I couldn't decide who would go first at the girl, so he Slash n' Smashed her while I Skull Fucked her."

by Jungle Hide February 26, 2010

flash-n-slash

the group or act of a murderer/hooker tag-team that aims to eliminate the akward man-whores from the face of the planet. Their scheme consists of one "team mate" luring in a man at local dive bars and rock clubs to sleep with them for a low cost. The man unsuspectingly meets the girl at a motel in the middle of nowhere and all of a sudden the other "team mate" storms in with a mask and a machete! This woman then takes off the mask and kills the man... Then it starts all over! BEWARE FLASH-N-SLASH!!!!!

person #1: so did you hear about the flash-n-slash at the motel 6 last night?
person #2: yeah, man! But he was kind of a man-whore. I'm glad they got that pussy gnome!!!
person #1: dude, that's low...

by .:tHe MaD hAtTa:. June 30, 2008