Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

by TayRex April 17, 2010

Saccrelicious

Deliciously Saccreligious

The grab bag gift I brought to the Christmas party is saccrelicious.

by CI219 December 18, 2010

Slackercising

Doing a half hour exercise when it's supposed to be an hour.

I always do an hour workout using Bob's workout dvd, but the past days I've been slackercising.

by meiling28 May 19, 2011

Slack Shway

intentionally setting up your office environment so that no one can see what is really on your computer screen.

Thanks to his great slack shway, when the boss poked her head in his office to tell him how terrific he was doing, she could not see the derogatory comments about her on facebook.

by SuperRickStar August 23, 2011

Slackeroni

a slacker who slacks so much, someone had to add the suffix oni to the end to calm them down enough not to kill them

Ms. Vallieu was such a slackeroni for not putting this up first

by RobertBlub September 28, 2011

slackchatting

When two peoples' snapchatting frequency slowly decreases when the novelty starts to wear off.

We used to snapchat each other for hours on end but we haven't sent any in a few days. We've been slackchatting!

by rainbowkittens January 11, 2014

slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

The makers of the personal hygiene product Depend® Fitted Maximum Protection Briefs for Men approve of this definition.

I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014