Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

Simp

Amayah Harris is a simp

She simps to hard

by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

Simp

A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”

Nick is such a simp, he tried to build a Minecraft house for Katie

by Avs chat March 9, 2020

Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit

Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP

by Qippyy January 9, 2021

Simp

A virgin who would do anything to have the recognition of a female even if it means leaving his mates behind and backstabbing his friends. In most cases he will be considered as a slave by his partner and won’t do anything about it.

1: Aye bruh look at this cunt Eloi tryna get some pussy
2: This pussy a simp, he’ll never get it, he’s probably into CBT too.

by bruh_lifecrazy February 18, 2020

simp

v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone

"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."

"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."

by eyelidlash August 9, 2021