shock site

a site that is NSFL meaning to shock someone and also displays gorey content (eg: kekma.ga, goatse.cx, the huzlers, etc)

person 1: wanna go to a cool website?

person 2: yes!

person 1: ok then! let's go to (insert shock site here)

person 2: OH GREAT HEAVENS

by Ciwi k-Chan March 07, 2023

Shock Phishing

The act of attaching a false story to a shocking and/or gruesome image and posting it on a social media website in order to increase page traffic.

My friend fell victim to Shock Phishing when he posted the hoax story about the baby with cancer

by Dr Stan February 08, 2013

Shitter shock

The feeling when you're pooping in a public bathroom and someone tries to open the door but you can't remember if you locked the door or not

I was taking a shit at Walmart and someone tried to walk in on me, gave me a real bad case of shitter shock

by Shyboiagain July 06, 2019

Pleasure Shock

Its like having a Luther Vandross song injected into your bloodstream while being fanned by goddesses and trippin on LSD. Then you die. Thats the shock part.

-"Dude, last night we right in the middle of the deed and I see her just freeze up!"
-"High five bro, thats Pleasure Shock."

by Amputated Clotbone June 17, 2010

winter shock

That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.

Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.

by Bravi November 12, 2014

Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 01, 2022

jam-shocked

to be jam-shocked: the inability to drive faster than 40 m/h even though the traffic jam has dissolved completely

I could not make it to work in time again. The I5 was completely jam-shocked after rush hour.

by Britta Daudert September 14, 2007