Shape up

to shoot someone

keep playing around and im going to have to give you a shape up

by Johnny Doemon September 23, 2025

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

Shapes

Adjective - Describes something that is off, not quite right, or even unsettling. A situation that is less than ideal or unexpected could be considered “shapes”. Shapes can be used in many different situations and while it generally describes something in a negative way, it is not a hard and fast rule.

I was feeling pretty shapes this morning after that wild party last night.

Wasn’t it shapes when that crack head was laying in that puddle at Walmart singing “Under the Sea”?

The gif of the chicken dancing is shapes.

by Crispy Pop March 30, 2024