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Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.
Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back
by Allen Charles August 16, 2021
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Seagulling

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.
Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.
by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021
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barking seagull

A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
by Festivvus August 20, 2013
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Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.
“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”
by Realfactx February 28, 2021
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Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.
I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled
by Gecko72 February 13, 2023
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Seagull

We have seagull right now says emma
by Keepingupwiththequinns August 29, 2018
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Seagulling

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.
Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.
by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023
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