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computer science

A form of sadistic torture commonly used in universities, businesses and some high schools.
Common symptoms of torture from computer science are:
1. Hating computers and everything related to them.
2. Pulling your hair our after trying to understand error messages.
3. Extreme anger as a result of the computer being an asshole that takes everything literally.
4. Loss of motivation/apathy towards work
Ex. 1:
John: "Hey Bill, I thought you majored in computer science. Why are you working at McDonalds? You could be making a lot of money doing that shit."
Bill: "Well, I did get offered a job in a firm that pays 250k a year but I decided I would rather kill myself and cut off my testicles before I actually work with computers again. Fuck computers and fuck computer science."

Ex. 2:
Henry looked back at his choice to become a cs major with anguish. Ever since he declared cs a major, he has gained 200 pounds in the past 4 years, is completely pale and still has acne at age 22. Also, hes a virgin. This is the result of having to spend nearly 10 hours a day writing useless programs and trying to understand computer code. While his college friends were out getting laid, getting drunk, smoking weed, partying and doing a shit ton of awesome drugs, Henry was stuck in front of his computer trying to figure out why his program won't compile.

Ex. 3:
Gail stares intently at his computer screen. "I almost got it," he mutters to himself. "There it is! Eureka!" Now I can finally work on something else.

What we have hear is Gail mulling over a problem in one of his programs. But, what you don't know is that Gail has been working on the same 4 lines of code for 78 hours as a result of some fucktarded error message that he kept receiving.

Ex. 4:
"I can't wait to go to my Java class today!! It's filled with nothing but hot girls!" -said no one ever
by Alex35324 October 8, 2013
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Bill nye the science guy

A pretty cool science guy who every person watched in 2nd grade
Bob is now gay because of Bill Nye the science guy
by Superblobby March 10, 2015
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computer science

"CS"

The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.

Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.
I did fine in CS, but I failed calculus and lost my scholarship.
by Jason Hickey February 4, 2004
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Marine Science Magnet High School

A high school in groton CT where everyone is rich and white and plays lacrosse. Administration are a bunch of nazis. Kids are from all of the rich towns in CT, they suck the teachers dicks for good grades and can't handle thier own problems. Chad is a perfect example of all the guys at marine.
Oh that kid is from Marine Science Magnet High School he's a rich fag.
by liljhon12 December 1, 2019
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Seattle Science Fair

Two men anally gape a woman until the her anal cavity can contain 150mL. The men will scoop out the excrement of the women with wooden spoons in order to create a basin. Then, the men will pour 50mL of vinegar and then 50mL baking soda. The men will plug their penises into the basin in order to contain the reaction. After they ejaculate, they unplug and let the anal-volcano erupt.
I conducted a Seattle Science Fair with my buddy Eric last week.
by thegroober March 21, 2021
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The Science

Term used to denote one’s belief and allegiance to mainstream narratives on science, especially to medical practices.
Well Dr Fauci told us so on CNN last night, and I trust the science.
by General Horseasaurus Rex January 22, 2022
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Keeshond-kunde/-science

keeshond science (keeshondkunde in Dutch) is the science that studies the keeshond in its pursuit of sweetness
How is your keeshond-kunde/-science project going?
by Tibo de keeshond December 5, 2021
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