Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Sea Saw

Having sex with a fine female that's older than you

Danm teacher u looking fine can we Sea Saw

by Real Nigger Trizzy December 2, 2019

SAW

Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.

A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.

Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)

"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".

Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".

"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".

"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"

by NoSitA There March 26, 2020

Frying Saw

The woman clutches the penis in her mouth and grates her incisors on the mans penis so make a sawing action, the penis then eventually falls off and then the woman then puts it into the man’s mouth and they repeat until the penis is just then shlong. then fry it and eat it in a sandwich

“Goddamn she be doing Frying Saw on me all night cuz my dick too hard””

by DaRastaPasta February 18, 2020

Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

Saw

Saw means a local or a nouveau-riche boy/girl.

Ignore him, he’s saw.

by Nourito May 29, 2020

Saw

To cut animal flesh with a serrated blade. Often a bread knife.

" Don't tell me how to carve a turkey. I saw hundreds of turkey in my life."

by 1rabbit July 30, 2020