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Rusty Blowjob

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and her menstrual blood gets on your dick. It then dries and crusts, resembling rusting metal. The woman then sucks your dick removing the rusty substance.
Dude! Your skank girlfriend gave me a rusty blowjob last night!
by Ahsheit Madroors March 13, 2010
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Rusty Sled

When a woman on her period slides her leaking vagina across you leaving a rusty trail as the runners of a sled in the first snow of the year.
Lee, dude, you look like you got run over by a Rusty Sled.

Yeah, I didn't know she was on the rag until she skidded across my chest.
by PerVertical Quay Lude January 30, 2014
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rusty tater tots

When you pull a string of anal beads out of a woman's ass and put them in her mouth.
"I pulled the anal beads out of her ass like I was starting a lawn mower. As she started to yell I fed her the Rusty Tater Tots."
by Mustache The Gauley February 11, 2014
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ruptured anus

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.
I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.
by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017
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rusty lip

Getting soft shit applied to your lips in a chap stick like fashion
Guy 1: wow I have really chapped lips and no chap stick
Guy 2: maybe Karen will give you a rusty lip
by Shome Motion March 27, 2017
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peppermint rusty

A peppermint rusty is when you lick another person's butthole while sucking on a mint to create a cooling sensation.
Did you eat all the altoids?? You better give me a peppermint rusty to make up for it!
by PlayerHater007 October 27, 2013
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Uncle Rusty

When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.

This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.
It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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