runner

The member of a group that goes out to get needed supplies, i.e. alchohol, food, ice, condoms, cigarettes, etc.

This person's effort acts as a deduction against share tax, and he/she is usually the initiator of insies.

Mary: We're outta smokes and beer. I've only got $5 but I'll be runner if anyone wants insies.
Everyone: Okay
Mary: I need your share tax.
Joe: Here's another $10.
Jim: I'll give another $10
Jane: I'm giving $20 to cover the rest of Mary's share 'cause she's the runner.

by scifivxn January 22, 2006

Homestar Runner

a grotesque thing or whatever it is that is horribly stoopid!!!!!!!

homestar runner is grotesque cuz "it" has no arms!!!!!

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp July 22, 2003

runners

A term for the kids who run threw the halls of high school to get from class to class. It was made popular by the site www.thebestsean.com.

I saw a runner the other day, so I tripped him and took his money.

by Cornsauce July 8, 2005

runner, runner...cocksucker!

statement of disgust in poker when someone who calls all your bets and beats you in a hand by using the last two community cards, despite horrible odds

I flopped a set, and you hit hearts on the turn and river cards to get your flush...runner, runner...cocksucker!

by ck64 April 5, 2011

Runner

Someone who run's from their problems. Whether it's from a financial standpoint, arguments, or the truth.

Peter had a disagreement with Lexi but since Lexi is a runner, she didn't respond and left.

by Sonya345 April 22, 2017

Runners Cock

When you have been running and you have a super sexy wife called Jess! It’s so hard not to want to have sex with her anyway but the running makes it worse

Hey Jess, help me out here I have runners cock

by Smartyboy1989 April 16, 2019

horizontal runner

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top

How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin

by shooky June 17, 2015