rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

guillotine rub

when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio

guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth

by rr879 April 19, 2014

Rub Toe

When you get raped by trump and your ass has Cheeto dust all over it.

Bro I have Rub Toe

by Toe Rubber November 7, 2019

Dirty Rubs

A whole lot of friction down there. Also known as outercourse.

See also Rubs Merchant

Alastair loves to welsome new friends by giving them dirty rubs.

by Alastair February 25, 2004

gummy rub

A 'gummy rub' is when a (usually old) lady or gentleman removes his or her false teeth and gives a (usually younger) gentleman oral pleasure.

This phrase could idealy be used in the following situations -
'What did you get up to last night Charles?'
'ah, not much - me old land lady came round and gave me a gummy rub... not bad for a pensioner!'
Or -
'alright luv, fancy giving me a gummy rub?'
or -
'I gave this youngster a 'gummy rub' last night but he was really small, not really worth it!'

by PinkNicky June 5, 2007

stub rub

the irritation that occurs in one's pubic region from walking around for an extended period of time 1-2 days after shaving.

Damn, this underwear is giving me horrible stub rub.

by katelover13 November 1, 2010

E-Rub

Wanking off to electronic pictures or porn.

Snapchat is great for an e-rub.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019