rubber

A piece of rubber that covers the mans penis so he can have sex with a woman and don't have to worry about getting a yucky std or having a asshole kid.

Fuck, I didn't use a rubber, Now I have herpies and have a whole fucking daycare.

by dood August 5, 2004

indian rubber

Putting on a condom and when the girl is not looking taking it off.

Almost got pregnant when my boyfriend wore an Indian rubber.

by manndy1345 April 4, 2013

Rubber Ducky

A really catchy, and funny song!!!!!!!!!!

The Rubber Ducky Song
Rubber Ducky, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you;
Woo woo be doo
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!
Doo doo doo doo, doo doo
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.
Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!
Doo doo, be doo

((Look it up on the net! Its really a good song to listen to!!!))

by DitzySteph July 1, 2004

Rubber Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans vagina, sticks his hand up her ass, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Velvet Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Rubber glove.

by moobags February 4, 2010

rubber cigar

Devise that killed the 3 kings at the "We found baby Jesus" party.

We three kings of orient are trying to smoke a rubber cigar. it was loaded and exploded, now we're on yonder star.

by gnarts December 14, 2008

Three Inch Rubber Weenies

A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.

Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 27, 2006

rubbers

1. an eraser
2. a condom

1. I bought a pack of rubbers incase i make any mistakes whilst writing.
2. I banged this fit girl, lucky i bought some rubbers earlier in the day!

by hellothere111 March 7, 2009