Dirty Roane

A guy who looks at children just the wrong way.

I saw John pulling a dirty Roane while at the daycare yesterday

by NotGayGuy69420 June 3, 2020

bala rohan

Also known as Sussy Bala, is the hottest person you'll find. He's as Chad as it gets, he pulls all the girls and guys. If this man even utters a word to your crush its simply over, you can't win. He also likes to make scree sounds (its like his mating call or wtvr, its very effective too).

Girl 1: Wait omg who is that cute boy, I wanna ask him out so bad

Girl 2: GIRLLLL, how do you not know that's Sussy bala right there, let's go say hi!

Sussy Bala(bala rohan): Hello

Girls: *Feint*

Sussy Bala: I just have that affect on people yk

by HiThereHaider September 30, 2021

The Rohan Theory

The Rohan Theory is something that has been growing on this website for a time unprecedented. When it comes to searching Rohan on the Urban dictionary, the result will only one of two things, people who hate Rohans, or people who have a crush on them. mostly the latter.

Are some people jealous of what it means to be a true Rohan? or are there truly some dastardly Rohans out there. I can't say I know as I've never met a bad Rohan.

Any proof of a "dastardly Rohan" is to be provided to your local county sheriff for further insight into the phenomenon, For one bad Rohan can taint the reputation of all Rohans.

Subject 1: I've dedicated the last 3 years of my life exploring and studying The Rohan Theory to find out once and for all why there is no middle ground when they are addressed.

Subject 2: Middle ground?

Subject 1: People either love Rohans, or hate them, there's never an in-between, its positively Baffling.

Subject 2: What's Baffling is your inability to pull bitches, get a life, bro.

by swag be my balls January 2, 2023

Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023

Joe Rogan and chill

Code word for getting fucked up on DMT

Are you down to joe Rogan and chill this weekend?

by Siddhs1 December 1, 2022

Republic of Roanoke

Its a small town known as a village due to the population count. Located off of I-10 in Soutwest Louisiana in Jeff Davis Parish. Also known as "Train City" dub in 1997.
aka "The Noaks"

Are yall going to the party in Republic of Roanoke?

by darkwing2k8 July 6, 2008

Rogan

The Rogan is an abbreviation of the "ROyal groGAN". It applies to a grogan of complete and absolute perfection in all categories of analysis. The rogan is very rare, and if in a lifetime you lay 2 or 3 of these great creations, you have led a successfull existence.

There is much debate as to whether one can lay a perfect (or royal) grogette but still not create a rogan. My personal belief is that a royal grogette does not immediately imply a rogan.

See also the shogan for the antonym of the rogan.

After months of practice, Dennis laid a grogan so perfect in size, beauquet and valeur it could be termed by no other word than the rogan.

by Boon September 8, 2004