retail

A reminder as to the benefits of a corporate job. Sure, you may have a stiff neck from eye strain, but its beats anything vs. a job where you're treated as sub-human, have to meet sales deadlines, and will make piss poor change from commission. Also every month of December is treated as hell due to Christmas.

Person 1: "I fucking hate my corporate job; doing the same shit every day."

Person 2: "Highly doubt its worse than retail. Because its horrible being a depressed sales person."

by senthurmanz June 15, 2018

retanto

adjective: beyond retarded

You see dat Geo Metro with the 30inch spinners, mane dat shit retanto.

by dapitup July 11, 2009

retard tingles

An action by someone or something that gives an inundating feeling of embarassment.

He's got no game, his pick up lines give me super sonic retard tingles.

by S Buck October 22, 2003

Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.

My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.

by technicolor August 20, 2009

Retah Re

Another way of saying Re-Re but with more intensity.

Kim: How did you do on the homework?
Alice: I didn’t get it at all.
Kim: Oh wow, it was so easy, you’re such a retah re.

by maoi February 13, 2008

retard chill

A fierce tremor that courses through the body with rapid force. Usually removes all forms of motor skills for a few seconds, pre- and post- chill. This can be very dangerous and should it occur while driving and/or holding a beverage, you are fucked.

Stacey: What just happened to you, man?
Rachel: That friggin' retard chill just snapped my brain stem.

by Stacey Boots April 30, 2008

retard convention

A convention where retarded people connect. Usually results in the death of the bus driver. Activities include sticking your tongue out and rapping.

Person a: Where did Joshua go?

Person b: He went to the retard convention

by Sped man October 12, 2016