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Reverse Malkin

Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when called on your smear job. See Also projection.
Ann Coulter is also a master of the Reverse Malkin. She smeared the 9/11 widows, then cried foul when she was called on it!
by J. A. Baker October 25, 2007
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reverse dougan

The art of taking a shit whilst mounting the toilet backwards so as to purposefully leave a stain on the near side of the bowl
Man you have taken a reverse dougan in my toilet you animal
by Stuart roberts November 22, 2013
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Reverse Whoosh

A Reverse Whoosh occurs when someone pretends, as a joke, not to "get" someone else's joke, by satirizing someone correcting the original joke teller. When others, in turn, try to correct and mock the stupidity of the person pretending not to get the original joke - only now in earnest, thereby revealing their own stupidity and lack of humor - they themselves have fallen prey to the old Reverse Whoosh.
guy 1: "......squid pro quo" a pun
guy 2: "Actually, it's "QUID pro quo," not "SQUID." It's Latin." a joke
guy 1 or 3: "whoosh!" i.e., my/his joke went right over your head
guy 2: "reverse whoosh" i.e., no, but mine went over yours
by downtownjohnson October 3, 2019
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Reverse Friday

Sunday is now called reverse Friday because its the opposite of friday
"What day is it today"
"Oh its reverse friday:
by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020
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Reverse therapy

Having attended therapy to excess. The side effects of which cause you to dwell on your problems weekly. Eventually you become depressed all over again.
Q: What the fuck is wrong with Joe?

A: Oh, he just had reverse therapy this morning.
by tsingtaobeer August 14, 2010
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reverse blink

The action of opening one's eyes briefly and then closing them again.
Performing a reverse blink while facing a computer monitor will subject your eyes to one microjoule of light. (Source: "xkcd: What If?" #115)
by nicholas818 October 10, 2014
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reverse ringtoss

The act of prolapsing your grandma's butthole
by cheesemurder November 14, 2014
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