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Wizard's Revenge

Only achievable by the over 65's. Where an old lady takes her floppy, wrinkled breast, wraps it around a penis once (or twice), places her hand over the top and pumps until orgasm. So named for frisky old folks who don't posses and are jealous of the Wizards Sleeve. If gay, the term is the same but applies to an old man's scrotum
Man, Doris/Mervin gave me the best wizard's revenge last night
by Spalex August 17, 2012
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Revenge of the Sith

The third prequel to the Star Wars saga. Compared to the other two disaster prequels that are considered films, this one has been called the best of them, and that doesn't say much.
The story continues with Anakin Skywalker, and how he finally becomes Darth Vader. The film lacks focus because it is going from place to place and we see characters who we don't really know. The mainframe of the story is Anakin to Darth Vader. Not that fight between Obi Wan and that weird robot thingy that can fight with four light sabers.

Once again, George Lucas dumps too much CGI in the film, as well as shitty dialogue, painfully long light saber duels, and horrible romance scenes. It is hard to fathom how bad this film is. I guess people lowered their expectations from the previous ones to see a quality film.
If you say "Revenge of the Sith was the best Star Wars film because it had the most awesomest fight scenes," I am going to have an epileptic seizure.
by nantes89 January 9, 2010
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Revenge Tour

When you beat the original Nintendo 64 campaign on extra hard with only one life and no restarts
Holy shit! We just completed a Revenge Tour!
by ASP21 February 19, 2019
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Montezuma's Revenge

Reaction caused by eating extreme quantities of spicy food.

Its origin comes when Spanish conquistador Hernán Cortés entered the Mexicas' capital city: Tenoctitlán, he was beleived to be the god Quetzalcóatl (the mexicas had a toltec legend about a priest called Ce Acatl Topiltzin Quetzalcóatl, who fled eastward and vowed to return archaeological evidence suggests he fled to Chichén Itzá), who was said to be "tall, white and bearded". Cortés entered the city and was met by emperor Moctezuma "the young", who offered a meal in his honor. Having never tasted the local food, he eventually threw up and that's how the term came to be.
Don't eat too much chilli or you'll suffer Montezuma's revenge
by Sheendough March 5, 2011
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Hippie's Revenge

An act of payback involving one person A who has been in some way harmed by another person B(either psychologically or physically), getting revenge by throwing a vial of LSD in his aggressors (person B's) face in order to induce a forced, hopefully "bad" trip.
If I ever see that kid JL again I am going to Hippie's revenge the shit out of him for stealing my shit
by AtlasPrince July 6, 2010
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Turkish Revenge

To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someone’s asscheeks.
That gronk doesn’t wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him I’m gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.
by JimmyDJunkie September 8, 2020
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Revenge porn

Tarantino movies. Since all Tarantino movies are about revenge, and they become better and better at it, one might call them "revenge porn".
- Did you watch the latest Tarantino movie?

- Yes, revenge porn as usual.
by vt2 January 20, 2013
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