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TPS Reports

What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
by Alec Pyralis February 5, 2004
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TBS report

A mock urgent detail which overrides all other projects in an office setting. This report is also highly classified and spoken of only in hushed terms. It is used to extract a coworker from speaking with a Mook.
Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.

Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
by tesahbiggs February 2, 2008
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repost flag

When one user on a message board posts a letter from the word repost and each following user spells out the rest of the word, letter by letter.

It is a reassuring way to be part of the crowd.

Can also be done with repoxy.
Reposter: Blah blah blah, link that's been around the internet forever, blah blah blah.

lameboy 1: R

ugly: E

dirtface: P

Doodle: O

limeater10100: S

MCpPants: T
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Reporting person

Person who prepares report on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.
Reporting person refers to the person who prepares reports on updates, progresses, accomplishments, etc.
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Repooc

I did repooc with that dude earlier
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weather report

a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.
Avi thought he had Danny beat, but Danny pulled out the Weather Report and took the pot.
by Boochie June 11, 2006
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cockfax report

much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history
girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...

girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"
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