wilburs_right.asscheek

A good moot and makes funny content

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by Olie592 December 28, 2021

straighten up and fly right

Get your shit together--and keep it together.

If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

Your sister was right

You’re a wanker, complete wanker. A fucking waste of time :/

(One of Wilbur Soot’s songs, found in the album “Your City Gave Me Asthma”)

I hate to say it, but your sister was right.

by Dreamnap March 18, 2021

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty

For when you have to go counter clockwise directions to tighten or loosen something.

Lefty Hefty Righty Flighty. That’s not a righty tighty screw. It’s a lefty hefty. If you want to remove it, it’s a righty flighty. :) *looks at left over screw*

by CheshirePup January 10, 2022

ted was right

The unabomber was correct with everything he did and said

Oh honey our new electric banna peeler just got here in the mail its in a weird packa-(BOOM) in conclusion ted was right

by Ted kazzy January 15, 2022

Thanos was right

When you lose faith in humanity so much that you start thinking Thanos was right.

Some Gen Z mf: UWU OWO SENPAI~~
Some dude: Sometimes I think Thanos was right.

by LeoSnowy February 8, 2022