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rectal cavemen

Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.

Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"

"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"
by J. Edmund H January 30, 2010
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Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.
"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"
by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010
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rectal wort

noun :A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
used in testicle shitting rectal wort
Man1: "You're such a rectal wort"
Man2: "what's a rectal wort?"
Man1:"it means you're stupid!"
Man2: "What does stupid mean?"
Man1: "Jesus Christ your dumb"
Man2: "huh?"
Man1 : *walks out losing faith in humanity
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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Rectal Pupil Optomy

The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.
Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.
by K-Krunk November 5, 2017
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Rectal discharge

Anal discharge, , anal drainage, anal seepage, anal leakage
Rectal discharge is continuous expression of liquid from the anus Normal rectal mucus is needed for proper excretion of waste
by The thing you dont know June 11, 2018
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testicle shiting rectal wart

1. YOU
by Juggalo3879 June 2, 2010
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Rectal Anarchy

An ambiguous term which can mean a person, a thing or an action. It can also be added to the end of a sentence or group of words for effect:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_States_of_America

Context is very important here.
1) You are such a rectal anarchist.
2) That was so good, it was like we were on rectal anarchy.
3) I have a big penis rectal anarchy.
4) I'll rectal anarchy all over your arse.
5) That film was really rectal anarchy.
by Plethicide February 17, 2009
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