Reitano

N. The act of kneeling at a crowded cafeteria table and eating because of lack or space or chairs. Usually said person does not find this weird or unnatural in any way, and is doing it while others are as well.

K: Hey man what's up! Pull over a chair!
H: Fuck that, no time. I'll just pull a Reitano.

by TheJDD December 10, 2012

rechange

To do something over again and correct a previous mistake, error, or shortcoming.

Tim neglected a portion of the printer configuration and will have to rechange his work.

by Chris April 5, 2005

rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora

ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...

by adorkable_ness July 29, 2005

retandom

when a person is being retarded and being random at the same time

jeff: "so did you guys hear about the sexy purple hippo down in the club"

chris: "what the hell dude that was so retandom"

by Bubs1337 August 1, 2009

rectonium

Someone who is acting like a rectum.

There are lots of rectoniums all over the world and im sure we have all been one at some point.

by 2man October 17, 2009

Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 December 8, 2011

Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.

Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.

by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017