raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Raccoonize

Recognizing a broad who normally wears thick, dark eye makeup without their makeup on.

Whoa, Miranda's not wearing any eyeliner today!

Oh my lort, I almost didn't raccoonize her!

by Yeahsurewhynot September 19, 2017

Wet Raccoon Banana Split

When your mom gets railed by a 6’4 black man with a big black girthy cock

My mom got wet raccoon banana split’d by a black man

by Erica Cartman6969 December 19, 2022

Rileigh(Raccoon)

Rileigh is beautiful mine she is loyal she is everything she's beautiful no one needs her but me no one can have her but me so all tall back off from my Rileigh

Rileigh(Raccoon) is mine no one can touch her

by Raccoonlover66 March 08, 2019

raccoon tan

Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.

He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.

by marcho2016 February 28, 2016

Raccoon Rock

A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.

George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!

Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.

Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.

George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 09, 2010