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Raccoon Musician

An artist who digs through the discarded scraps of other people’s creativity—lyrics, aesthetics, styles, half-ideas—and patches them together like trash couture. Not sampling or homage… just rummaging through other artists’ dumpsters for content.
“His whole mixtape sounds like he raided three SoundCloud rappers’ recycle bins. Man’s a Raccoon Musician.”
by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025
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Raccoon surprise

Raccoon surprise is when you and a lot of friends all wear ski mask with the lights off and then the other person male or female chooses who to fuck and at the end you turn on the lights and see who the raccoon was. Raccoon surprise
Me and ted decided to try a raccoon surprise with his friends and I ended up fucking Jason!
by Bean boy July 12, 2018
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raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon
that joke was so funny I raccooned
by 4182931 March 13, 2018
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Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.
Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine
by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025
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Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.
Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.
by Y99crew April 22, 2023
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Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets
My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry
by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025
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Raccoon

'Zane looks like a raccoon' said by me
by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021
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