reverse cakester

a result of anal sex, a reverse cakester is the combination of defacation through a butthole that has recently been ejaculated into, thus creating a chocolate log coated in semen.

Jim didn't pull out when he stuffed it in Sally's backdoor, so when she went to "freshen up" afterward she was joined by a lovely reverse cakester as a midnight snack.

cum + poop = reverse cakester

by F.U.P.A. July 30, 2011

Reverse Fist

When you take a dump so big that it feels as if you're getting fisted from the inside out in stead of the normal way of fisting, from the outside in.

Mitch: "Dude, I just took a dump so big it stretched my asshole. Talk about some serious pain"
Zakk: "Sounds like you got reverse fisted!"

by Engine11 November 3, 2012

Reverse Tumbleweed

When you're getting road head and come to the realization that it is so awful, you would rather sacrifice yourself and save the embarrassment of finishing. So you politely, yet firmly ask the giver to grab the wheel for a second. It is at this point whilst she grabs the wheel that you casually life the lock on the door and dive the fuck out.

Eric's car was stolen last night after he performed the fabled reverse tumbleweed. Afterwords he was rumored to have said it was a better fate.

by The Three Bustkateers January 21, 2009

Reverse Friday

Sunday is now called reverse Friday because its the opposite of friday

"What day is it today"
"Oh its reverse friday:

by Light bulb blanket July 17, 2020

reverse blink

The action of opening one's eyes briefly and then closing them again.

Performing a reverse blink while facing a computer monitor will subject your eyes to one microjoule of light. (Source: "xkcd: What If?" #115)

by nicholas818 October 10, 2014

reverse sale

If you actually want to buy something (e.g. a product or service), but then manage to not only get the product or service you want for free, but actually get paid to use it. Only the best sellers master reverse sales.

They wanted me to pay for the iPads. But I did a reverse sale and now we are getting paid for using the iPads.

by AlexPowell October 6, 2020

Reverse therapy

Having attended therapy to excess. The side effects of which cause you to dwell on your problems weekly. Eventually you become depressed all over again.

Q: What the fuck is wrong with Joe?

A: Oh, he just had reverse therapy this morning.

by tsingtaobeer August 14, 2010