A Quilhelm

The loud screaming noise one makes while taking a large painful shit

When I got to the toilet I pulled down my pants and let out a quilhelm, following that I clogged the toilet with blood and poo

by Krakaa Jack May 23, 2018

QUILTBAG

A derogatory term for the LGBTQ+ community.

Hey, do you know Jeff, he’s such a quiltbag.

by Ixnayxx October 11, 2019

Quigley

A man or woman that is so gross that they bathe in mayo.

Quigley is disgusting and should not be allowed in anyone's house.

by Mike5421 November 14, 2013

quilley

to violently defecate

"Man that was a nasty ass quilley, that bathroom will never be the same"

by Heavy G unit December 2, 2011

Slovakian Cock Quilt

When four or more men are in the process gay oral sex, and one man sucks another man's cock upside down. Then the man getting his cock sucked does the same to another, and this continues through the line.

Dude 1: Man that gay orgy last night was sick.

Dude 2: I agree, there's nothing a gay man likes more than a Slovakian Cock Quilt

by MegaMouse26 October 25, 2012

Quilt-hogger

Quilt-hoggers are generally slutty little bitches, who renounce they love anal, but the look on their face says otherwise.
They are overly attracted to men, generally those who have already been with someone, who has used that quilt....

GIRL, your such a quilt-hogger. Footmunching quilt-hogger

by RabbiJohn July 25, 2010

quell bummage

(Pronounced, 'Kell boo-majh')

Definition: Major bummer. Total drag. Accept the inevitable.

He: Dude, I tried my best to get tickets to Tool but they were, like, totally sold out...

She: Quell bummage!

He: Totally, dude, yeah, like, what a fu**kin' bummer, man...

by Have the T-Shirt December 14, 2008