Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Berf' Quake

When thicc girl such as a PAWG shakes her large glutius maximus aka Berfday cakes (Birthday cakes) during a twerk or similar dance move and the shock and ripple effect that takes place is known as a berf quake.

2 guys at a generic party....
Guy1: Oh shit do you feel that?!
Guy2: Brace yourselves!!! BERF' QUAKE!!!!

by Lil pimpchop May 6, 2019

Soul-quake

A soul-quake is a ripple of truth crying out to be heard.

My being rippled with many a soul-quake, shivering and shaking, waiting to be heard.

by Magic Myrtle April 29, 2020

Tater Quaker

When someone puts your balls in their mouth and violently blows

Hey bro, I just got the best tater Quaker of my life in the bathroom

by Officialnwrd September 14, 2020

Girth quake

When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.

Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"

by Slidewayzz December 9, 2020

Septillion Quaffle

A planet far off in a separate universe inhabited by fleshy puddle like creatures known as Garfunkel Tiddles. They are very jolly and put on a good show doing little dances. But there’s are also Garfunkel Nipples which are very aggressive and murder numerous Garfunkel Tiddles.

“Stop playing before I kick your ass so hard you go all the way to Septillion Quaffle!”

by Quaffle King January 4, 2021

California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012