Quack

To masturbate, male or female

So my girlfriend is on her period this week, and ive had to settle with quacking off.

by Same Cup Ward August 15, 2008

Quack

The strangely annoying squawking sounds that most ducks make.

The duck quacked madly at the flying hamburgers.

by Mongooose August 2, 2009

quacker

A white or light-skinned duck.

All the geese call the ducks quackers.

Geese: Those mothafuckin quackers are so gay.

Ducks: Yo shut the fuck up niggas.

by LICKMYDIRTYARROW November 28, 2012

Quack-quack

(verb) the act of whole-handedly fingering a girl using the "talking hand" motion and casually saying Quack Quack throughout.

I made her cum by Quack-Quack.

by SHCWCDM133037 May 20, 2017

Quack

in very complicated chipmunk terminology this sound is often referred to as "sex" or even "fuck" in the mating season (12 Months a year).

"Damn woman you look fineee! we should Quack!"

"Why yes, a quick Quack is what i need right now."

by chipmonk182 September 5, 2011

Quackers

Way better than, of more importance.

"Dude that guy kicks ass! Yeah he's a quackers!"

by gyouall2676aio2 March 10, 2008

quackery

Similar to fuckery. On a much larger scale dealing with morals, values and the bottom line, quackery is fuckery but infinitely worse.

Vannessia: The quackery has got to stop!
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.

by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015