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plutonium

The spiciest herb in the world, used by most Asian and Arab resteraunts to add flavor to their foods.

In 1958, however, the United States banned the use of plutonium in food, resulting in many plutonium spice companies either going bankrupt or moving out of the country.
Johnny: Dude! I just got some plutonium!

Dan: Are you shitting me!?

Johnny: I shit you not! I'm gonna make some General Taos Chicken with it!

Dan: That shit's gonna be awesomely spicy!
by The Keasbey Knight April 26, 2008
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Putang Ina Mo

Puta = whore / bitch
Ina = mother
Mo = you

the phrase then means 'Your mother's a whore'. sometimes they say that the english version is 'son of a bitch'.

why? when they say 'putang ina mo', since they're saying that to you, that makes you makes you a 'son of a bitch'
"Putang ina mo! Bumalik ka dito!"
by p0rnbust3r March 28, 2009
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Vladimir Putin

A president of Russian Federation from 1999 - 2024 (written on 9.7.2020).
Believed by a large group of citizens (mostly senior) to be the savior of once corrupt and bandit operated country, he is praised as a kind and caring person who always listens to society's calls and tries his best to please everyone.

In reality though, he is nothing but a hypocritical self-centered mobster whose actions become understandable once you start paying attention to somewhere else but national television.

Everything he does is for the sake of statistics. He wants everyone to think he is a good president. His power - police and special forces, they keep citizens in fear of getting busted and tortured as they have no restrictions whatsoever. Telling them that they cannot do something is another reason for them to handcuff you and "teach you some manners". Everything told in a TV is often (by that I mean all the time) incorrect and is aimed for brainwashing naive social groups - elderly people, which are, unfortunately, the vast majority of a country.

His good friends at the political party of "United Russia" (Единая Россия) are as corrupt as this... "person".

(Sorry, I'm in too much depression and anger in order to continue, hopefully you get the idea of this text, I really appreciate you taking your time to read me rant, have a great day :) )
Granny1: "Vladimir Putin - our god!"
Granny2: "He's so handsome!"
Granny3: "I will vote for him at the election day, because... BECAUSE WHO ELSE!?"

Me: "But you're living in a poverty and he doesn't seem to really care..."

Them: "Shut up, you drug addict!" "You're too young to understand this, young man" "Did you hear that? That's western propaganda right there!"
Police Officer: "Your ID please"
by TheySeeMeHatin September 6, 2020
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putin top

When a middle aged or older man does activities without a shirt. Based on Russia's current leader Vladimir Putin and his constant fishing, riding a horse, hunting without a shirt.
Example photos available on request(from me) or a search of the internet.
My uncle likes to walk in the park in his putin top. His back is hairy and everyone avoids him. He thinks he is a stud.
by Whatshouldbe November 29, 2014
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paton

Cool small welsh person - with a fiery celtic temper
That Paton is really scary!
by Paton79 December 16, 2004
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Putin

You you love that guy so much you are putin
by Truthteller2016politics October 27, 2016
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paton

Son of Vladimir Putin, president of Russia, and an ex-Gladiator.
The Reincarnation of Rasputin.
He is also a farmer.
You are a farmer Paton.
You are as much of a farmer as Paton.
by Weelly February 10, 2004
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