bar presence

(1) The ability to attract the attention of a busy bar tender in a crowded bar.
(2) The ability to forcibly and persuasively make your point.

Mary has awesome bar presence. She can walk into a crowded bar on a Friday afternoon and get her drinks order in a couple of minutes. Fred, on the other hand will stand a t the bar all night and be invisible to the bar tender. He has no bar presence.

by DougTheDog April 13, 2023

Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

Depression Present

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or even something like coffee or clothes.

The goal of a depression present is to make life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.

by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023

early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE

I (EYE) (AYE) Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and Y0U

UU YU YOO YOOOH!!!! have the LEFT to be HEAR.

AARON WATSON TAKAFUL , when EAST MEETS WEST .PERFECT TELEPATHY. (IT'S DOWN THERE AIREADY).

URBAN DICTIONARY MUSIC LIBRARY SEGMENT PART OF DEFINITION....(NEW SUBDIVISION ...SUSAN DIANE WOJCICKI NEW FEATURE)

H(AI) H(A)I ROGER HODGSON OF SUPERTRAMP

STOP JUSTIFYING YOUR PRESENCE I (EYE) (AYE)Y(AI) HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE HERE and you UU YU UOO YOOOH have the LEFT to be HEAR.

by ABROGATION SELF-CALUMNIATION December 19, 2021

loneliness in the presence of company

when you're around others, yet you can't seem to feel like you are

you feel the same as you did when you were lying in your bed, unable to move from the overwhelming sense of loneliness

when you're with your friends and they might ask why you're so quiet, they ask "are you ok?"
you smile and say yeah :) I'm great...

you don't know what's wrong with you and you wish you could make it stop, but it seems impossible

you wish all those people around you could help but the ringing is too loud, and you can't ask for help

meanwhile, you're wishing with all your heart that you could feel like you're not alone

ethan jewell has a great album called loneliness in the presence of company.

by I’m finally breathing October 9, 2022

Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022