we'll have to punt

go to plan B.think of something else.

maybe it's just out of gas,if not we'll have to punt

by Returningphoenix October 21, 2018

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cunt punt

to sharkeisha a woman in the pussy; above a frontal wedgie on the pain scale by 5 points

Mallorie is such a bitch, she wouldn't shut the fuck up so I cunt punted that hoe so hard she gonna have to get reproductive surgery.

by cthruskin January 31, 2023

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The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022

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Punt

To give up on perfection and just get a project done before the deadline.

Ah, sh*t. This project is due is 4 hours, and I had a list of things I wanted to include, but now I have to punt and just get it done before the deadline.

by edderraaa September 21, 2021

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god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017

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Punt

A pejorative label/insult for a person behaving as the worst possible example of the male gender. A male cunt. Created as a portmanteau of “penis” and “cunt”.

When he went on his obnoxious tirade accusing every other guy of being a “beta cuck”, Chet really only just exposed himself as being the most tremendous punt in the thread.

by GhostRobber January 17, 2019

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