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punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."
ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."
by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017
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we'll have to punt

maybe it's just out of gas,if not we'll have to punt
by Returningphoenix October 21, 2018
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Punt

A pejorative label/insult for a person behaving as the worst possible example of the male gender. A male cunt. Created as a portmanteau of “penis” and “cunt”.
When he went on his obnoxious tirade accusing every other guy of being a “beta cuck”, Chet really only just exposed himself as being the most tremendous punt in the thread.
by GhostRobber January 17, 2019
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I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.
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Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.
"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"
by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018
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punt

Used in Magic: The Gathering slang, it refers to a coarse mistake made by a player during a match.
-Oh man, that punt might cost me the game!
by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018
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Punt

Not to be mistaken with its sister term “Cussy” , “Punt” is a derogatory term. It is used as a offensive term to slut shame anyone who is a honewrecker, a cheater, a whore, etc. “Punt” is the mix of the words “Pussy” and “Cunt”

“Pussy Cunt” (Punt) Is when a vagina owner, is screwing or simply talking to multiple guys at once.
1. Ariana Grande is such a Punt! Did you hear she broke a marriage up?!
by Blair Bowery September 23, 2023
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