punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.

“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”

by BigBird321 December 12, 2022

Cunt Punt

Meaning to either kick a woman in the cunt or a guy in the taint or to best someone in a verbal jousting match (also known as an argument) causing them to fuck right off.

"So there was this shit cunt down at the bottle-o who was really fucked up Robbo, and he started arc'n up to me."
"Aight, what'd ya' do to him Lezz?"
"Whaddid' I do!? We'll I took him out side and cunt punted him right back to Woolongong!"

by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018

punt

Used in Magic: The Gathering slang, it refers to a coarse mistake made by a player during a match.

-Oh man, that punt might cost me the game!

by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018

Punt

A pejorative label/insult for a person behaving as the worst possible example of the male gender. A male cunt. Created as a portmanteau of “penis” and “cunt”.

When he went on his obnoxious tirade accusing every other guy of being a “beta cuck”, Chet really only just exposed himself as being the most tremendous punt in the thread.

by GhostRobber January 17, 2019

we'll have to punt

go to plan B.think of something else.

maybe it's just out of gas,if not we'll have to punt

by Returningphoenix October 21, 2018

god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017