Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.

Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"

by Taway May 23, 2023

Programmer

noun. pro-gram-er
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.

See also: wizard, magician

Mom: Can you fix the printer?
Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer

by DTheIcyDragon January 6, 2024

Programmed against men

It not programming.

Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024

Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024

Programmagically

"Programmagically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software but will need some magic that seems impossible.

As opposed to:

"Programmatically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software rather than manual, human interaction.

"Programmagically" also means the code works, but you are unsure why it works, when it looks wrong, therefore there is some magic happening.

The code we need will programmagically match a street address to the customer's name, because the there is no way to relate them.

by turtle-spud February 20, 2026

Programming test

That's impressive.

Hym Iam "The fact that they had to re-evalue the Programming test because Ree-lon's score was so high does impress me."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2026

prograss bar

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.

"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"

by Ironballs September 7, 2024