Shit-Pot Professor

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.

Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."

by Rampant June 29, 2012

car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.

wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!

by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019

absent-minded professor

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.

The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021

Visual Art Professional

Visual Art Professional is an updated version of used to be called an Art Agent, Educated or Self Taught they do the functions of helping artists begin in the business, publicity, consultations, and sell art as well as find appropriate venues

Brad Biggs of Orlando is a Visual Art Professional

by Gneisses Schist August 23, 2023

Professional Rawdogger

1 When you graduate college but don't use your degree so you just have sex all day 2 When the mitochondria of the photosynthesized mission completes the circuit to the chair that connects to the box of wisdom 3 u go in raw but professionally

Person 1: What do you do for a living?
Person 2: I'm a Professional Rawdogger

by bruhletmeusethename December 17, 2021

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"

by juanchito March 1, 2008

professional walker

simply put, a professional walker is a model. plain and simple.

hedi klum is a professional walker

by drockafella16345 January 23, 2008