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Primarybate

Verb. The woke definition of a person touching one’s own genitalia for pleasure
Bryce, don’t Primarybate too much or you’ll go blind.
by Craiffer August 15, 2023
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Hindsight Premonitions

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.
Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.
by Ryryq November 30, 2009
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Republican Primary Debate

Josh and Gary wouldn't stop arguing about whose car was faster, it was turning into a republican primary debate.
by DisinfectantWipes August 14, 2016
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Joe Premo

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.
Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.
by SimpleRick241c March 1, 2019
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Welbourne Primary School

a racist "multicultral" school in tottenham, north london. The teacher beat kids and give unorganic food. karen has spoken to the manager with no avail. They also put give coke(aine) in the staff room, teachers are high 99% off time for higher pay. they also have cameras in the student toilet for the paedophilstic site manager that harrased a little girls boobie and finessed that from existence (RIP Daisy, species: pug. 11/10/19 - 12/10/19)
Prison or Welbourne Primary School?
Eh, same thing.
by Find me ;) December 7, 2019
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Lings Primary School

Lings Primary School

It's a shit school

Send your child here if you want them to change into a Romanian of a Polish

Can't kick a football for shit
PE teacher Tom absolute baller
Head Teacher needs to brush their teeth and look in the mirror
Lings Primary School is 🤢🤢
by OFB MANHANDLE December 9, 2019
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Casuarina Primary School

An elementary school that has the legendary Mrs Mohsan.
by Mathsucksnomatterwhatido April 23, 2022
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