Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.

Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

by Pancrab March 1, 2023

pelican poo-pellets

Sno-Caps candy, those little dark chocolate wafers covered with tiny white orbs, so named due to their resemblence to bird crap. Sold in every movie theater and drive-in on the planet.

Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds.

Yo, Bro, when you go to the snack bar, get me a Zahwedge and a box of pelican poo-pellets.

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007

text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.

I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.

by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011

Prelims

(Preliminaries) A small get-together or activity taking place before and at a different site than another event. This activity must involve alcohol.

You: You guys are late for the wedding. Where have you been?
Me: Prelims.

by BB20 December 15, 2008

Pelice

Pedro and Felice together as a couple (instead of writing both names, like CRUNK= Craig and Funk)

Pelice is so awesome!

by SkipzGal July 18, 2003

sloppy pelican

When a girl sucks a guys balls while he cums on her face/ hair

Bro, at catsparilla Kyles mom gave me like 5 sloppy pelicans before i went to brosaka to get sushi. I don't think she will ever get it all off her face.

by indianrocksbeachcondo March 11, 2011