Skip to main content

pregnancy boobs

When a woman is pregnant the hormones reading through her body make her boobs much bigger this is natures way of making the woman easier to be around while she is hormonal.
Wow! Heather's pregnancy boobs look great.
by Scburt December 27, 2020
mugGet the pregnancy boobs mug.

Pregnant Penis

A penis that is pregnant and has sperm in the balls.
Me: Look at that old ass weirdo he got a Pregnant Penis!
by jay asf February 8, 2021
mugGet the Pregnant Penis mug.

pregnant

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022
mugGet the pregnant mug.

pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.
Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?
by FellowGonzalez October 14, 2022
mugGet the pregnant card mug.

Secondhand pregnancy

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
by XianStarr October 10, 2016
mugGet the Secondhand pregnancy mug.

kitten pregnancy

After you shoved a gerbil up in the vaginer, if it lives for more than a week u shove a live kitten up there to catch it
Jill did a kitten pregnancy after the gerbil lived for a month
by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017
mugGet the kitten pregnancy mug.

cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese
Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes
by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017
mugGet the cheese pregnant mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email