Pregnant Susan

noun: a generic term for a person who has an awkwardly placed adipose deposit on their lower stomach, as to simulate a pregnancy; a generic term for a girl who is just plain fat; a pejorative term for a person who is acting like a fatty

Cole: "I feel like such a jerk. I just asked that lady when she was due and she turned out to be a pregnant susan."

A.J: "Hey look guys, we can go eat at that table by the window."
Sheila: "Oh, it looks like there's somebody there."
A.J: "Well, that's okay we can go eat with them."
Juanes: "Oh HELL NO. Look at those flabby chins. No way am I eating dinner next to a pregnant susan."

Alexis: "You guys really want to take the subway seven blocks? Stop being a bunch of pregnant susans, we can all manage to walk that far."

by The Queen of Lichtenstein January 15, 2010

pregnorant

The art of not knowing that you are pregnant.

Suprisingly, this makes Suzie's third time she's pregnorant.

by tonsil January 22, 2007

the black pregnancy test

The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.

Hey Tyrone, have you done the black pregnancy test yet?
Tyrone: No.

by Raging Nonce/Slag/Sket/T January 28, 2018

Pregnifile

A person, usually a man who preys on pregnant women for "entertainment"

Person 1: Greg hit on that chick thats pregnant!
Person 2: Well yeah he has one of those sick fettishes, he's a pregnifile.

by Leftyhandz November 16, 2009

pregnaskank

A pregnant married woman that seeks out other men to have sex with while being pregnant.

Crystal is such a pregnaskank!!! Gross!!!!

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

Preggernaut

A pregnant woman who is unstoppable.

She is going to get what she wants or destroy you.

Anna-Jeannine is 9 months pregnant and a real Preggernaut if you get in her way!

by Borelli Words December 27, 2011

Pregnanties

A woman who makes a career if being pregnant. Like an employee to an employer.

My redneck family are a bunch of pregnanties.
She is totes a pregnantie

She has made a career of being pregnant, what a good pregnantie

by Tannurisms February 26, 2013