Pearls of Pleasure

Anal beads that can be found in ones home. Specifically ones bedside dresser.

Hey do you have any pearls of pleasure? Yes! I keep them at home in my bedside dresser.

by YouAreHome March 24, 2022

Smokin' that pressure

Destroy Lonely's definition of some strong ass weed

"Ken: Yo what you smokin' big dawg? Bobby: Pressure, yea I'm smokin' that pressure!"

*Smokes some strong ass weed* "Goddamn... this shit is pressure right here"

by OpiumHeadQuarterMaster May 3, 2023

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019

No pressure

There is no problem between you and someone else. You're not holding anything against them and there's no need for drama.

Wathson:So you got a problem with me?
Sandra: No there ain't no pressure. You good.

by onelove21 October 18, 2010

turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

by james December 13, 2003

pressure cooking

Laying under an electric blanket in the winter and allowing the heat to cook up a major fart to reach its maximum odor. Similar to a dutch oven. Once this odor has been brewing, lift the blanket to release your concocted stench.

"Heidi, what are you doing under your blanket?"
"Pressure cooking, Daniel" (lift up blanket)
"Oh shit!" (daniel then passes out)

by Uncle Jesse, Rebecca Donaldson, and Daniel Tanner November 7, 2006

pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

by Jakoberr August 13, 2011