poonanchee

A squalid vagina; or more specifically, a black hooker's stank-nasty vagina that does not get skull from the mens.

"We just straight out fuck. That's it. Two minutes and we're done. He ain't never ate... the poonanchee... right?"
"Please get your poonanchee away from my face. It smells like burnt hair and stale farts."

by Ol' Vodka Tits December 15, 2008

Pocono drifting

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.

winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.

by Pocono Joe October 31, 2011

poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.

Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...

by bconti3092 July 31, 2012

Poison

Semen, cum, sperm. Usually used to mean one has poison building up in their body and they need to get it out. Like when you get a snake bite you need to suck the poison out or get the poison out. Build up of poison can make a guy short-tempered, angry, miserable, unhappy, irritable until you can get it out of your body.

1. I've gotta go get the poison out, I'm going nuts. 2.(a) What's wrong with Pat? Seems like he's in a bad mood. (b) Nothing's wrong with him, he just needs to get the poison out and he'll be fine. 3. It's been a week since I've gotten the poison out and now it's building up and I'm going crazy. 4. Whew, I waited way too long to get the poison out. I feel so much better now. Time for a sandwich and a nap.

by WinkD October 26, 2017

Chu Poon

A hilarious name bestowed upon a child of asian descent, usually by unknowing foreign parents.

Chu Poon, Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Pat McCrotch, and the most infamous of all, Haywood Jablome

by Cinque19 January 2, 2011

urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.

When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.

by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012

Rat poison

Term used by Alabama football coach Nick Saban to describe media hype that distracts a team after a win and makes them believe they’re invincible and makes them underestimate their next opponent. If they drink the rat poison they will lose.

“Tennessee beat Bowling Green by 30. They’re winning the SEC!”
“Shut up with that rat poison, Joe.”

by Docblue September 8, 2022