pork flier

A person who attends weddings to find someone to sleep with usually for money.

While a pork flier may sleep with a wedding guest for money what the pork flier receives in return may vary from clothes, shoes to even an a apartment, or house (depending on how good the flier is)

Gina got an eviction letter from her landlord for backed rent. To make up the rent money Gina decided to use her sisters wedding to be a pork flier and to pork fli her backed rent money.

by Kille May 15, 2007

Pork Rodeo

When doing a larger girl from behind you grab on to her and hold tight and wisper in her ear that she is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with and try to hold on for eight seconds

I was so wasted last night and ended up doing the pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.

by ballydude May 11, 2009

hanging pork

When a group of men decide to have a contest to see who has a larger penis, they stand in a row, drop their pants, and "hang pork"

"Hey Frankie, Steve and Rob are standing on the pool table hanging pork again, wanna throw darts at em?"

by CRotizzle January 10, 2007

Pork Crackling

Pork rinds, pork crisps: the fried skin of a pig. usually British

Pork crackling is best when served fresh cooked!

by pendraggon October 18, 2008

pork hammer

Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.

She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.

by MED November 5, 2003

pork torpedo

another way to say penis, dick, schlong

suzie loves eating pork torpedo and can't get enough of it

by fry1077 December 11, 2010

Pulled Pork

Kendrick Lamar hates pulled pork, probably because he's an Israelite

"And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the streets fo' sho" - Kendrick Lamar on Alright

by dumfooz but the real one May 28, 2023