Pooch

A physical sensation that occurs when "tantalizing unhealthy" foods are consumed and your stomach appears to increase in mass. A common duo of foods that are infamous for causing this phenomenon are M&Ms and popcorn.

Oh my, it seems as if these jalapeno Poppers are beginning to make my stomach pooch.

by propstome April 13, 2013

poopchuteprostitute

(n) One who takes money in exchange for the act of ramming a COCK up her shitter.

Sarah is a poopchute prostitute. I just plunged into her anus and she charged me 50$.

by Alan B July 9, 2003

poochin

To pass time in an unproductive manner

Quit poochin around!!

by BlondieUT December 18, 2005

fornicate the pooch

Fucking the dog

I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.

by Bonehead April 8, 2003

Poochette

A close, female friend.

I'm going shopping with my favorite poochette today!

by BlondieUT November 12, 2005

pooch pounder

a sick mother fucker that fucks his bestfriends dog and jacks off with his dad and is the defination of stupid

"do you have any apple jelly" imma be the pooch pounder today

by justin big tits October 26, 2011

Poochy

An irresistibly adorable and squeezable animal or child

"Omg do you see that little poochy over there??"

" Yes what kind of dog is that!? It's adorable, I need it!!

"An Austrian Shepard, what a cute poochy!!"

by Nhammer October 19, 2017