pooker

Small, friendly, innocent creature (usually pink in colour). Has a tool implement instead of its left hand.

The eager Pooker rushed out onto the street and was hit by a car.

by Alex Sains February 18, 2004

Pookie

Term used to describe young children being solicited by creepy old men on vacation in Phuket, Thailand.

Term also used to describe young children in general.

Sketch! That old european man is trying to do work on that pookie.
Farang! Stay away from that pookie and get the

hell on!

by Barbera streisand 2010 March 7, 2011

Pookemoned

Another crass commercial exploitation of youngsters through the remodeling of old product trends to become a new product range.

Mary had a toy doll that was shred to pieces by a passing company executive. The pieces were pookemoned into a new product range that is manufactured in a sweatshop and sold at heavily marked up prices.

by Henry Beans February 4, 2009

Pookalarken

A boy who acts really cute when not in the presence of friends and treats you completely differently when others are around. Usually, this is a really hot guy with a lot of friends and in the end is a great boyfriend.

Even though when we went out last night you acted like a total pookalarken, I still love you babe.

by Ilovebrian<3 February 17, 2010

Pook

Vomiting and pooing at the same time, usually after hard nights of drinking in excess it may cause you to pook, the definition is a combination of pooing and puking at the same time. Also known as coming out of both ends.

Josh drank way to much last night and ended up in the bathroom pooking all morning

by BeeR411 February 25, 2011

pook

To offer an excuse to get out of an event, deny responsibility

Why didn't he come to the party? He totally pooked out.

to pook:

He pooked out yet again!

by snowsh July 10, 2011

Pook

Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.

I was at the gym and grunted so hard, I blew my pook out.

by shabogan January 2, 2012