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porcelain beach

The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.
by RJ to the P April 4, 2024
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Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.
Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day
by Retired muppet March 20, 2025
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Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
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Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.
Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!
by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025
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Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.
After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.
by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025
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Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.
I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.
by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026
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grippin porcelain

Man John just downed 3 burgers and 4 shots of jack, he's probably in the bathroom grippin porcelain
by blaah123456789 July 7, 2011
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