poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011

No Poop July

July, the month where you arent allowed to poop.

"damn I failed no poop July"
"failure"

by pee in a bottle July 8, 2020

The Pile of Poop Gang

A group of individuals who break into your home at night and leave a steamy pile of poop in the middle of your living room and leave. This gang of individuals are very handsome and like hot sauce. If you mess with this gang, you'll be their next victim.

Victim: "Dude someone broke into my house last night!"

Friend: "Did they take anything?"

Victim: "No they just pooped in my living room."

Friend: "Dude that was The Pile of Poop Gang!"

by Brown McHotbutt April 24, 2011

poop chills

What a person encounters when they have to take a shit. Poop chills can be defined as the raising of arm hair, feeling hot and cold at the same time, feeling clammy, feeling sweaty, and the puckering of the anus in anticipation of shitting. Poop chills will usally continue until the person has relieved the load, where the feeling of relief will wash over them.

Guy 1: I think I'm getting poop chills *clenches jaw and squeezes legs*
Guy 2: Getting what?
Guy 1: You know, that feeling you get when you have to take a massive shit?

by devon2857019845 July 7, 2008

Poop Cone

The poop that's left over on the tip of your cock after you've fucked and gaped out a girls booty hole.

When I got done banging that girl in the ass, I had a massive Poop Cone left over on the tip of my cock.

by iyaoyasao2 February 19, 2010

Shotgun Poop

A bathroom experience where poop exits at highspeed out of the anus resulting in a big splash of poop all around the toilet bowl almost like a shotgun blast after hitting Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. Most common with spicy foods. May look like you shot Mr. Hankey with a 12 Gauge.

The toilet had a hard time digesting that Shotgun Poop after I blasted it

by D Babe 90 September 8, 2010

poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper

dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!

by tpettus September 8, 2007