poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009

poached egg

n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.

I gave that fat bitch a poached egg for breakfast.

by gooberbeans May 11, 2011

poaned

A phonetic spelling of "pwned"

After he lost 20 games in a row, it was obvious that he had been poaned by his opponent.

by revo March 12, 2005

poacher

an older well-to-do man who picks up younger women, much like a woman who is a cougar picks up younger men

If you are looking for girls who were born the same year you graduated from high school, you are a poacher.

by poachasaurus August 25, 2008

Poast

Boastful post that make the poster feel better about themselves, but for whom other can't care less.

"Aren't you sick of Rick's poasts? That guy must have really low self-esteem"

by snoopdoggiedoo April 26, 2010

poached

verb: drunk, usually meaning more than a little bit drunk.

"I got so poached last night."

by wee_jambo_lou January 9, 2006

poano

a cool person. someone you enjoy being around. someone who is brown and brought up in hawaii. They surf mad waves then came to america, got a job, and learned how to shred the american mountians. a true soulja girl. just like ish

johnny sunami's grandson is a poano

by ISHtiaq PAGDAWALA October 22, 2008