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call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023
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Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025
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The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.
Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."
by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025
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Played against Plumbers

Used to critique the acclaim of older NBA players by claiming their competition was less skilled on average.
"MJ had 6 rings, but he played against plumbers. Kobe's clearly the goat."

"You a whole bitch"
by andcastle December 25, 2025
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